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1  TELECINE / EXT   SPACE SCENE  NIGHT,  DAY 1

 

THE SCENE OPENS WITH A VOICE-OVER THAT IS HEARD INTERMITTENTLY THROUGHOUT THE PLAY BUT THIS NARRATOR IS NOT ACTUALLY SEEN UNTIL NEAR THE END, AND THEN AS ONE OF THE CHARACTERS. ALL CHARACTERS HAVE SOUTHERN AMERICAN ACCENTS.

 

DURING THE VO WE SEE SOME STOCK ENVIRONMENTAL / SPACE TYPE / STOCK SCENES OF PLANET EARTH WHILST THE VOICE OVER SPEAKS.

 

 

VOICE OVER:

 

A LECTURING TONE FADES IN.

 

The late Twentieth Century seemed an age that contrasted wealth and poverty, a time when the Human animal lost vision of the eventual cost of its technological advancement and the weight of its commercial excrement. 

 

Fictional vision chased and pushed scientific reality and made the once dreams of dreamers an everyday actuality. Bystanders could only watch in dumfounded bewilderment as times just changed.

 

By midway into the Twenty First Century the world’s societies came into two clear groups; a group that had reasonable standards and reasonable standards of living to the others who had, everything. It became not enough to compete to survive in the environment of the Marketeers; everybody competed just because, everybody competed. 

  

 

2 INT GIANT FUTURISTIC BEDROOM, EARLY, DAY 1

 

FADE OUT ENVIRONMENTAL SCENE. FADE TO SCENE 2.  A GIGANTIC VDU SHOWS THE ANALOGUE FACE OF CLOCK TWO METERS HIGH, TICKING TO THE HOUR OF 06.00. ON THE HOUR THE CLOCK SPEAKS. A FACE OF A MAN BECOMES VISIBLE ON THE TV SCREEN, A NEWSCASTER FROM SOME TV STATION.  A LOGO IN THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN TELLS US THAT THIS IS A COMPUTER, A MARVIN 2100.

 

TWO YOUNG BLACK PEOPLE LIE ASLEEP IN A VERY LARGE BED.

 

 

NEWSCASTER:

 

Good morning, this is the Western Hemisphere News on this day, Sunday the 10th of January 2133; it is six o'clock, AM.

 

 

DIXIE:     BLACK FEMALE  / LOUD VOICE

 

Shut up!!

  

THE NEWSCASTER FALLS SILENT. DIXIE STRETCHES HER LONG OLIVE SKIN ARMS AND WE CAN SEE THAT SHE IS NEAR NAKED AND VERY PREGNANT. SHE PULLS THE COVERS OF HER BED FROM WHERE HER PARTNER LAY, CLOSER TO HER.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Navajo!  Wake up, I told you to tell that clottin computer not to wake us so early today;  (SMILING) . . . it's the day of the Sun, when we walk with the Lord  . . . and don't have to get up!

 

SHE CHUCKLES

 

 

NAVAJO: [ MALE / WAKING ]

 

Please don't be so sarcastic; we have to discuss that Vote thing.   Carlton's doctor will be here at 08.10 and will obviously ask us.

 

 

HER EYES GLAZE OVER AND THE AUTOMATIC DRAPERY OPENS TO A CLEAR DAWN. THE SUN CAN BE SEEN RISING, POPPING ITS HEAD ABOVE THE FAR DISTANT TREES OF THE BRAZILIAN-LIKE RAINFOREST.  THE SCENE FROM THE WINDOW IS A WONDER, THE AMAZONIAN DELTA GIVES DEPTH TO THE LANDSCAPE AND THE VIEWERS SEEM AS THOUGH THEY ARE ON TOP OF THE WORLD.

 

IN THE CORNER OF EACH WINDOW THERE IS A LOGO:

 

Magiwindows Inc.

 

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Voting will not help us; we've not had that VOICE for over fifty years, it's not the interest of the proletariat to decide on politics.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Wake up Dixie,  ... perhaps a united VOICE will set us free from the exertion of being suggeys; or prols as you so aptly put it.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

   (SITTING UP. POINTING TO HER BUMP)

 

Us!?    It is I who has had to carry the embryos of the onanist Marketeers, so that they don't have to suffer any indignities or the violation of . . . . . stretch marks.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Come on! It's undignified for those who run our world, to submit to such animalism, you know it's such time wasting, having a child, albeit a perfect child.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

 

PULLING MORE BED WRAP TOWARDS HER SIDE. REVEALING THE NAKED NAVAJO.

 

 

This is the last one; in a month it will be gone, we will be pensioned off and blissfully untroubled, for the rest of our lives.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Our world will be gone?

 

 

DIXIE:

 

No, wake up you broom-push!

 

POINTING TO HER ROUNDED STOMACH

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

We've been with child, adding them all up, for nearly 52 months but where is our family?  It’s too late for us but I just thought that with a vote we could change things Dix.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

It has been over half a century since we had this vote thing. Please do not go on, it’s the way to be.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Yeah!  Based purely on the fact that if a leader or higher rank were picked to run things, why should they not always run things, and then subsequently pick any successor that only they believed to be right for the job, allowing the original mandate to run forever.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

That's democracy for you?

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

No that’s a monarchy, whatever that is.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Carlton has us contracted; we have done the signing, when beauty here is born, I will be adjusted to be unproductive, anyway you were born seedless, it was in your suggey's contract to have you engineered barren.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

My mother! Isn't that so unfair?  My genome was made from the life material of two people and intentionally altered, just for extra credit, to make me free of abnormality and disease, but still unable to produce children of my own.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Unfair?   What’s your point? We always said we never wanted children and never will. Genetic Human Engineering; wonderful!!  No more selective abortions, when things go wrong. Remember, it wasn’t that long ago when most pregnancies had to be aborted.

 

 NAVAJO GETS UP AND STANDS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BED.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

I know! I know. But that was because of the pollution.

 

 HE STRETCHES

 

You think I'm slow witted?  But I have a couple of D-Levels. One in Philosophy and one in The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy Theory. I even have an A-Level in the History of the Bible but that was only because my pension rights did not include the cost of the fees for another D- Level and you wouldn't help.

  

NAVAJO STRUTS OFF INTO THE LARGE EN-SUITE BATHROOM, MUTTERING

 

 

DIXIE:

 

 VOICE RAISED

 

I said!   Isn't Genetic Human Engineering, wonderful? . . . . Oh Shoemakers!!

  

WE HEAR JUST A GROAN FROM NAVAJO, FROM IN THE BATHROOM.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Nav!  There is only the Earth, the Star Trek Theory is only a fiction; some idiot made it all up.     We have to save this planet, or it may seem to some fleeting visitor in a million years time, that we were never ever actually here.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

But the Star Trek Theory...

 

 

DIXIE:

 

But nothing!  Captain Pic Lucard cannot boldly go anywhere.  Perhaps one day it will actually be safe to go outside, without a mask.   Forget this Bible rubbish, remember the oxy-gone period; world collapse eighty years ago, with the eventual selected hapless star-crossed ones, like us, dying of pollution sickness ... in the millions,

 

NAVAJO GROANS AGAIN

  

... Depopulation is the only way Earth will survive; it's now fewer than three billion from a figure of over nine billion.  The two Billion goal, is in sight.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Have you read Hitler yet?

 

 

DIXIE:

 

For the love of Diana, not your clottin Bible studies again?

 

NAVAJO RE-ENTERS THE BEDROOM

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

I don't think Hitler was in the Bible, it was he that  wanted some select race of super people and he killed millions of humanity to get his own way. . . . A bit like now.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

When was this?

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

About two hundred years ago, I think.  His own people hanged him from a lighting stand, in Italy or something, after a world war that ended some holocaust.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Typical of the human race, you get a great intuitive leader and there's always someone who will disagree with him.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Don't think it quite worked like that.

 

 

 

DIXIE:

 

But then if this Hitler had selected some kind of super race, perhaps we would not be having this conversation.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

That's true, we'd be part of the some super race, that would run the Earth perfectly. 

 

SHE POINTS TO THE LARGE VDU

 

DIXIE:

 

Look here! 

 

SHE INSTRUCTS THE COMPUTER

 

Computer!  Population statistics!

 

A SERIES OF FIGURES FLASH UP ONTO THE COMPUTER'S VDU.

 

Present Earth Population!

 

 

THE VDU CHANGES TO ONE LARGE NUMBER OF THE EARTH'S POPULATION.

 

 

2,901,876,033

 

 

IT DROPS BY ONE EVERY 1.666 SECONDS. MARVIN IS THEIR COMPUTER. WE SEE AN ANIMATED FACE ON THE VDU. HE SPEAKS IN A SOOTHING VOICE.

 

 

MARVIN:    [ COMPUTER ]

 

The Marketeers General's goal of a stable Two Billion Populous through selective Engineered Genetics, will be seen to be evident in the year 2186. Pollution levels are falling to a point where it will be possible to sustain life again.  The perfect Human .....

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Shut-up Marvin!!!

 

NAVAJO WALKS BACK INTO THE BEDROOM

 

NAVAJO:

 

Please!

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Look at that, not exiting?  The Two Billion mark is in sight and then there can be enough for everyone; Mother Earth will be able to support us all and we can then all be truly equal and return to our true homes...  instead of living in this concrete tube, or should I say test-tube.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Yes, run free; run wild.  I've seen the propaganda.  Hope, and survival to only the fittest.

 

THE COMPUTER MUMBLES ON ABOUT THE POLITICAL ATTRIBUTES OF THE PRESENT SO-CALLED GOVERNMENT. NAVAJO LAUGHS, SHAKING HIS HEAD. DIXIE GRABS A LARGE PILLOW.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Please be quiet Marvin!

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Dix, why are you such a star?  His only function is helping us.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

We don’t need help and we do not need this vote thing.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Oh I see.    Marvin tell us all about the vote.

 

 

MARVIN:

 

Oh!  Thank you sir.    'VOTE': A formal expression of preference, opinion, or will, as in favor of a candidate for office or a proposed resolution of an issue. That by which...

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Shut up!         DIXIE SMILES

 

My lover, my partner in contract, do you know what time it is?

 

 

MARVIN:

 

The time is 06-33 Western Hemisphere...

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Shut, shut up!!  Nav? What do I have to do?

 

 NAVAJO JUMPS ONTO THE BED LAUGHING LOUDLY.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

You are a star.  A little too complicated was it?

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Computer?

 

 

MARVIN: QUIETLY

 

Dixie!

 

 

DIXIE:

 

You make another sound and I will de-boot you.

 

 

MARVIN:

 

That is not only impossible but not allowed under The Safety of Human Life Directive (2121).

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Navajo! Give me something heavy.

 

THE VDU GOES BLANK.

  

  

DIXIE:

  

For the love of Diana!   At last!  ...Respect to Mohammed; psalms to Jehovah. ... Peace, I'm so tired, come here; cuddle.

 

 

DIXIE AND NAVAJO SNUGGLE BACK INTO BED AND WE WATCH THEM SLUMBER AS DIFFERENT SCENES ARE SEEN ON THEIR LARGE BEDROOM WALL, AND THE Magiwindows SHOW THE SAME SCENE ON EACH WINDOW. THE VOICE-OVER CONTINUES, FADING IN AS IF IN DIXIE’S HEAD.

 

WE SEE THE STRONG SUN LIGHT STREAMING IN FROM THE MAIN Magiwindow, WHILST DIXIE SNOOZES WE GO INTO HER MIND AND WE SEE A SMALL IMAGE OF SOMEONE; A MAN, A PROFESSOR, STANDING IN FRONT OF A LECTERN. IT IS IF SHE IS DREAMING OF THIS PERSON. HIS VOICE IS THAT OF THE VOICE OVER ABOVE.

 

 

PROFESSOR:  [VOICE OVER:]

 

Sun-light streams in from the window, submerging our dutiful couple, bathing them in the warmth from the most important object in the history of the planet Earth; the alimentation of all that has ever lived on the third rock within its orbital grasp, embraces our duo, almost with love.

 

DIXIE AND NAVAJO PULL THEMSELVES CLOSER TOGETHER AND WE SEE ON MARVIN'S VDU THE SAME SCENE THAT WE CAN SEE FROM THE WINDOW. WE SEE STOCK FOOTAGE OF EARTH SCENES.

 

 

PROFESSOR:

 

This fountain of heat and light; the life giving juices, that travelled devotedly, over one hundred and fifty million kilo-meters, to do its work, every day, at the speed of light. Over 300 million kilometres per second, had relentlessly reigned down on old Mother Earth for over four and one half billion years.

 

Mankind had lived but for a tiny trice, within its long chronicle but they had wielded such destructive power that it had resulted in the near annihilation of all that the Human Animal called life.  Man’s relentless power and advancement showed ultimately that, Mother Earth could not keep up; could not evolve rapidly enough.

 

It had long been believed, always based on the Laws of Average Statistics, that other life, whatever class it may be, must exist elsewhere; exist somewhere within the multitudinous solar systems that move within the multitudinous galaxies that share the concept of what Humans referred to as infinity. But decades of research and space probing had never ever made contact with any other life form in any shape or order, by any means used. 

 

Dixie and Navajo bask, as all of Mankind had done since time began, in the life giving rays of Earth's one and only real star; a G2 Spectrum/Yellow Dwarf, the Sun. Look, they slumber, floating amid that magic place, between being asleep and awake.

 

WE SEE THE SMALL IMAGES OF SOMEONE LECTURING, IN DIXIE'S HEAD AND THE AUDIENCE HE IS TALKING TO, THAT ARE THERE, AS IF SHE IS DREAMING.

 

 

PROFESSOR:

 

They had, like everyone had, just accepted hyper-technology and as every human had done since the wheel was discovered, welcomed it; nurtured it; raced to be first at it. Not recognizing the incapability of the Earth to keep pace; to evolve at a break neck speed, when it had known only previously, before Man, a rate that had involved millions of years. Where a century was just a tick in the clock of the existence of evolution.

  

THE VOICE OF THE COMPUTER SLOWLY FADES UP DURING THE LAST FEW WORDS OF THE PROFESSOR’S SPEECH.

 

 

MARVIN:      WHISPERING AT FIRST

 

Dixie  ...  Dixie. ... Dixie, wake up; I have a message for you.

 

 

NAVAJO:                QUIETLY

 

What is it Marvin?

 

 

MARVIN:

 

You must contact Robert-Lee, at your leisure.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Thank you Marvin, anything else?

 

 

MARVIN:

 

Remember Dr. Jayefkay is seeing Dixie at 08.10, I hope that she is in a better mood; you know the doctor does not like agitated suggeys.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

I shall be fine Marvin, thank you for your concern and stop whispering. Ask Robert-Lee to ring back.

 

DIXIE STRETCHES AND NAVAJO NESTLES UP TO HER PULLING HER DÉCOLLETÉ NIGHT WEAR APART TO CARESS HER PERFECT RIGHT BREAST. SHE GROANS CAUTIOUSLY AND HE PLACES HIS MOUTH ONTO HER PERFECT LEFT NIPPLE.   THEY WAIT FOR ROBERT-LEE TO RING BACK. A YOUNG WHITE MALE.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Nav?

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

          MUFFLED

 

What!

 

 

DIXIE:

 

I just had a dream; about a man talking about us and our planet Earth. He went on and on about how it had been treated so badly by us.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Shhh!

 

DIXIE:

 

No it was very vivid, as if I was there. Almost lucid, I wanted to ask him a dam question even ........  Do you think that people actually look at the recordings they take of us?

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Shhh!

 

 

DIXIE:

 

I wonder what our diminutive commie friend Robert-Lee, wants? The vote. Don’t tell me! I know he wants the vote!

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

SNATCHING HIMSELF FROM HIS ATTACHMENT.

 

How would I know?

 

 

MARVIN:        CLEARING HIS 'THROAT'

 

Sir!     Robert-Lee on the phone.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Right!  Voice only.

 

 

ROBERT-LEE:

 

Hi! That you Nav?

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Yes Rob, how ye dancin'?

 

 

ROBERT-LEE:

 

Stayin' alive, light as a fiddle!

 

 

DIXIE:         GETTING UP

 

How can we help you Rob?

 

 

ROBERT-LEE:

 

Err!  Hi Dix!

 

 

DIXIE EXITS INTO THE BATHROOM

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

Visual Marvin.

 

 

ROBERT-LEE FLICKERS UP

 

 

ROBERT-LEE:

 

Oh!  Hi.

 

 

ROBERT-LEE GLANCES SCAN THE BEDROOM

 

 

ROBERT-LEE:

 

Thought I heard Dixie.

 

 

NAVAJO POINTS TO THE BATHROOM AND THE DOOR HISSES SHUT.

 

 

ROBERT-LEE:

 

INTENSIFIED FACIAL EXPRESSION

 

I must see you; I'll credit you breakfast. This is big!

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

OK ...  see you in the Atrium Cafe, about ten-fifteen minutes.

 

 

ENTER DIXIE, TOTALLY NAKED.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Don't be too long.

 

 

NAVAJO:

 

I'll be back before the doctor.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

You’ll be back soon? We’ll take a vote on it, shall we?

 

 

HE DRESSES INTO A LONG FLOWING ROBE OVER HIS LOINCLOTH. THE VDU GOES BLANK AND OUR DUO WALK THROUGH THEIR DWELLING PLACE TO THE ENTRANCE ONTO THE ATRIUM BALCONY.    THE PREGNANT DIXIE, UNASHAMEDLY NAKED, HUGS HER MAN GOOD-BYE. AS THEY KISS PASSIONATELY IN THEIR DOORWAY OTHER PEOPLE PASS UNINTERESTED. THE VOICE-OVER CONTINUES.

 

 

VOICE OVER:

 

Look here. Their building was a large concrete tube.  The atrium, that was its center, was over one hundred meters across; foliage grew inside it, providing a miniature ecosystem for the small birds and animals that had made their home there; evolving to suit an unfamiliar environment.  The Atrium Cafe, where Navajo was hurrying to, was over two hundred floors below and the large domed glass roof at least fifty above.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

You have less than sixty minutes.

 

 

HE EXITS AND SHE GOES BACK TO THE BATHROOM. SHE PREPARES AND GETS INTO THE BATH. BEFORE WE HEAR THE VOICE-OVER SPEAK AGAIN, DIXIE CLIMBS INTO THE LARGE BATH AND DOZES AND DREAMS AGAIN THAT SHE IS SAT AT A DESK LISTENING TO A LECTURER. AS SHE LISTENS NAVAJO APPEARS IN HER DREAM DRESSED IN HIS ROBE AND TRIES TO TELL HER ABOUT WHAT ROBERT-LEE HAS SAID. HE IS QUITE FRIGHTENED AND SHE ONLY SEES HIM MOUTH INTERMITTENT WORDS THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE. SHE IS RESTLESS IN THE BATH. THE PROFESSOR AS A VOICE OVER SPEAKS.

 

 

PROFESSOR:

 

Dixie was very pensive as she launched herself into her big jet-bath; she wallowed in the warm wet water; the gentle oozing of the bubbles embraced her pregnant body and all the cares of what had seemed to be a most hard day already, flowed from her nerve endings. She is clearly dreaming; of what we shall never know. But she looks in pain.

 

 

DIXIE WAKES WITH A START.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Who is that? Nav? Oh! Dear me. Marvin. My God! I keep having the strangest of dreams; they are so clear, so lucid. ..... Give me some soothing music, . . . .  no! Tell me what do you think Robert-Lee wants? He and Nav were in my dreams and they seemed very unsettled.

 

 

MARVIN:

 

I really do not know Dixie.

 

 

SOME SOOTHING MUSIC FLOWS FROM MARVIN'S SPEAKERS.

 

 

MARVIN:

 

. . . . . .  but I perhaps could find out.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

That's a clever boy, ... how? ... Marvin how will you find out?

 

 

MARVIN:

 

Perhaps I cannot really find out.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Oh Yes!!   Perhaps you could!!  Otherwise you would not have said so, would you? ... Stop music!

 

 

MARVIN:

 

I possibly could, but it is hard for me, a cybernetic servant, to ask you, Dixie, not to tell anyone about it.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

OK!   I won't tell a body.

 

 

MARVIN:

 

I did not mean about Robert-Lee, Dixie.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

What are you babbling about now? Can you eavesdrop on Nav and the other one or not?

 

 

MARVIN:

 

Have I your promise?

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Just clottin well tell me what you are talking about; I'm going to get you checked out, you're acting like Robert-Lee on a hot day.

 

 

MARVIN:

 

For the last two years, as part of the Orion Project, several computers, of my class, have been recording the lives of selected family units.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

What!! But don't you do that anyway?

 

 

MARVIN:

 

Yes it has been a directive for many years to record, for security purposes, and of course for research the lives of all suggeys in this project. But these are generally de-recorded after a certain time, if the Computer General wills it.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

I know we are nothing but pigs of Guinea. ..... So?

 

 

MARVIN:

 

Oh no! Dixie, I have nothing but admiration for you and your partner. I get no personal joy out of recording the intimacies of your lives. Oh no Dixie.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Oh yes Dixie! ..... So?

 

 

MARVIN:

 

Sorry, oh yes! Well, as part of the Orion Project these recordings are to be made permanent for future study of the Human Race.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Oh right ... I told you, Pigs of Guinea.   So? ...  No wait! Tell me what is the Orion Project?

 

 

MARVIN:

 

The Orion Project is a ten to fifteen year program to convert Deimos into an intergalactic vessel, in the aim to escape the fourth planet and in order to find a new Earth.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Sorry? . . . . Why do I feel I should have just had the soothing music? ... This isn’t going to be boring is it?      What is Deimos?

 

 

MARVIN:

 

Deimos, once a large asteroid, is the outermost natural satellite of this planet.   It is made mostly of super titanium and is approximately thirteen kilometres long and five kilometres wide.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

You mean like our Moon?

 

 

MARVIN:

 

Yes!  The Moon, a planetary satellite, orbits the Earth and Deimos, also a planetary satellite orbits your, this planet, Mars. Deimos has been carved out and has been fitted with an ecosystem and nuclear power propulsion scheme and all that would sustain the life of its passengers, for up to 10,000 years.

 

 

DIXIE:  LOOKING FEARFUL

 

What are you talking about?  Mars?  My planet?  This planet is not Earth, it is Mars? What do you mean?

  

 

MARVIN:

 

Its nuclear propulsion blasts a continuous nuclear explosion into a chamber a half-kilometre wide. This is then channelled through this continuous action into a tunnel only 50 meters wide. Therefore emitting a super powerful thrust, which reaches up to body velocity of one million kilometres per hour. The whole structure has been designed to rotate to emulate the gravity of the Earth. ... Sorry what did you say?

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Mars? This planet is not Earth?  It is Mars? My planet? What do you mean my planet?

 

 

MARVIN:

 

Oh sorry, I find the Orion Project so interesting. Mars has been colonized since the mid Twenty First century.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Just answer my clottin question.

 

 

MARVIN:

 

But you promised, please do not tell anyone, I have tapped into files on The Orion that I should never have done.

 

 

DIXIE:

 

Just answer my question. Where do we live?

 

 

MARVIN:

 

Your home is the 13th Surrogate Parent Project, positioned about 1000 kilometres west of the mouth of the New Brazilian Delta Province. 

 

DIXIE:

 

That’s better, I knew it! But Mars!

 

MARVIN:

 

Yes Mars!

 

DIXIE LIES IN THE BATH DUMFOUNDED THINKING ABOUT WHAT MARVIN HAD SAID. WE WATCH HER AS SHE WASHES HER BODY IN THE BATH, SHE DOES IT ERRATICALLY AND LOOKS EVEN MORE FEARFUL. 

 

DIXIE:

 

No! Tell me where am I living. What is the name of this planet?

 

DIXIE BANGS ONTO THE WALLS OF THE BATHROOM WHERE THE VDU SCREEN IS. THE VOICE-OVER SPEAKS AGAIN.

 

 

PROFESSOR:  (VOICE OVER)

 

Pregnant, a Victim of the Cuckoo. Callously impregnated by a fellow member of her own species, which had no interest in her welfare, save that of her having their baby. An infant that would have no dependence to Dixie in anyway, just as the Cuckoo had done for thousands of years by laying its eggs in another’s nest. Dixie does not know her true home until this point here. The computer has to tell her that she is not living on Earth as she had thought all her life.

 

 

DIXIE GETS UP OUT OF THE BATH AND RUSHES OUT TO THE ATRIUM EDGE. WE SEE IT IN SLOW MOTION.

 

PROFESSOR: (VOICE OVER)

 

All poor Dixie could do was to take her soapy soaking saturated undraped body to the edge of the Atrium and scream out for all to hear; proclaiming that all her friends, everyone in the Tube were nothing but Martians ...  and did they know that.

 

Here is the sad part. Dixie starts to scream for Navajo, who is far below with Robert-Lee. We see Navajo stand up and look up, he mouths his wife’s name. She in her confusion leans over calling to her husband and because she is so wet and soapy she slips and falls to her death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

3 INT LARGE LECTURE HALL IN SPACE DAY  1

 

 

CUT TO SCENE OF LARGE LECTURE HALL. A PROFESSOR HAS BEEN GIVING A LECTURE TO SOME STUDENTS AND USING THE VIDEOTAPES OF OUR DUO AS A VISUAL AID.  THE HALL IS CLEARLY ON A SPACESHIP TRAVELLING THROUGH SPACE AT HIGH SPEED. HE HAS A LARGE VDU, ON WHICH WE SEE AGAIN THE SCENE SHOWING DIXIE DOZING IN THE BATH.

 

 

 

PROFESSOR:

 

For decency sake the Marvin 2100 stopped recording there and apparently committed some electronic act of hara-kiri.  I have always wondered what really happened to Dixie, it is a certainty that she died and that the baby, the clone she was carrying was also killed. I have often wondered if the baby’s real parents were as sad as I was, when I first saw this recording. And Navajo, what happened to him, we ask? 

 

Let me show you that again.

 

 

ON THE LARGE VDU, WE SEE AGAIN THE SCENE SHOWING DIXIE DOZING IN THE BATH

 

PROFESSOR:

 

Look at this scene, she looks so beautiful. I wonder what she was dreaming about here?

 

THE SCENE SHOWS DIXIE WAKE WITH A START AND START TALKING TO MARVIN AND THEN GETTING OUT OF THE BATH AND RUNNING ONTO THE BALCONY SHOUTING AND SHOUTING WHILST HE CONTINUES TO SPEAK. HE USES A WHITE BOARD ALSO TO CLARIFY SOME OF HIS POINTS.

 

 

PROFESSOR:

 

They were always my favourite subjects in the 13th and I now know, as we travel back to where Humans began, how the Orion Elders had felt when they ventured from the Sun’s Solar System escaping to the constellation of Orion.

 

 

A BLACK FEMALE STUDENT SPEAKS. THE STUDENT LOOKS VERY MUCH LIKE DIXIE.

 

 

STUDENT #1:

 

Sir do you think that the Elders really had a choice?

 

 

PROFESSOR:

 

It had come to pass that perhaps Earth could not sustain life for much longer and Mars was hardly suitable as any Edenic icon, Mars was in the process of being Terra–formed but this was taking many decades longer than had been estimated. So a group of people, of great wealth, under the Branson Initiative, borrowed large sums and acquired the outer satellite of Mars, Deimos, to convert it to a space-travel unit. A unit that was so large that it could have its own Eco-system and it was spun to create a centrifugal force to act as gravity.

 

With the turmoil going on, on Earth, it was almost a financial decision.  Pay many billions of their monetary units to battle against the people who were being systematically slaughtered by Mother Earth herself, in some vain attempt to reduce pollution and or, pay even more to try and correct an ecological imbalance that had arisen, that was in turn destroying the Earth.  A project called the Sahara Supposition, a venture to Terra-Form the Sahara Desert, a huge barren area, at the beginning of the twenty first century was never taken up. And by the end of that century it was too late. It was cheaper then to  ‘boldly go.’

 

 A BLACK MALE STUDENT TALKS. HE OF COURSE LOOKS LIKE NAVAJO 

 

 

STUDENT #2:

 

But wasn't this dangerous; a big gamble, with only their primary technology?

 

 

PROFESSOR:

 

USING WHITE BOARD TO ILLUSTRATE.

 

Primary or not, they had the technology; the money and the hope. Hope that they would eventually find a new Earth. Which we now call Thrae. It is history now, that the journey took hundreds of human generations and over seven thousands Eys; that is Earth Years, to reach the Sun’s Twin, a star that we now call Nus; 8.63 light years distant from the homeland. Our civilization is now over six thousand years old.

USING THE WHITE BOARD

 

Thrae years that is, you see as you know, Earth orbited the Sun every 365.25 days; a Thrae year is 563.50 days and our days are over 50% longer than those that were supposed to be on Earth. This was due to the fact that Thrae is a much older planet; it spins on its axis much slower than Earth did. 

 

 

STUDENT #1:

 

It was still a big gamble, how did they know about the conditions on Thrae?

 

 

PROFESSOR:

 

Technology had progressed to a point that they could view stars from up to 20 billion light years away. So, eight light years was like just looking down the valley. Certain procedures gave information on whether the star was suitable to sustain human life and whether it had planets that were similar to Earth. 

 

STUDENT #2:

 

So they had a pretty good idea where they were going and what the atmosphere was like, sounds also that there was an element of good luck too.

 

 

PROFESSOR:

 

Yes, but we are in a similar situation. Thrae may have been ideal for Humans but take into the consideration the distance that they had to travel and how quickly a planets ecosystem can fail. Remember it was only about 100-150 years before Earth went from a beautiful planet to a garbage dump of chemical waste and devastation. 

But thankfully the conditions and atmospheres were very similar. Only vegetation ruled supreme. There was no land mammalian life at all. Though insects and some small lizard types were present. The seas on Thrae though contain various water born life similar to Earth but covers only 42% of the surface, instead of 71%, and it is mostly fresh water, hence the saline medical addiction that humans had had, has now diminished in us to practically nil.

 

The irony or coincidence that the number of days on Earth was the same as Thrae’s but backwards had led to a revival in the belief in God.  Due to or in spite of any deity our technology has progressed forward, as it always had done.  Ever since Earth’s infamous twentieth century and the one million kilo-meters that the Orion Elders had sped along in each of their hours, has now been far acceded by us and it took them many years to get up to that speed.

 

 

STUDENT #1:

 

It will not be long before we arrive back, is this true?

 

 

PROFESSOR:

 

We have been travelling back at about 300 million kilometres per hour, it took only one year of acceleration, to reach this speed, about a third of the speed of light.

 

VDU SHOWS OUTSIDE PICTURE OF STARS SLOWLY MOVING.

 

 

PROFESSOR:  Cont.

 

My computer informs me that it has, as predicted, been a twenty-seven year journey to travel back to Earth.   You all were just clones in a test tube when we left. We wonder if our old planet is still there and if the Earthlings have evolved as we have on Thrae, in the sixteen thousands Eys, it has been since our forefathers first left the Red Planet.  It will only now be about three of our months and all our questions will be answered; already we are decelerating hard so that we do not overshoot our objective. This is why there have been some gravitational differences on some parts of the ship; why some of you are 25% heavier at times.

 

This class is coming to an end; you will be back here in three hours. We will discuss whether the Terra-forming of Mars that was left behind, will still be in place. Will it be just like old Earth? Will there still be life on Earth, and should the people of Earth have tried to stop what was happening to their planet, in the early part of the twenty-first century when they had a chance.

 

But when we do arrive back on Earth, we will all then know if that long long journey that went where none had gone before was really a fitting act of survival, ... or just an absurd asinine act of Human indulgence. 

 

I may even learn what happened to my old Earthling friends Dixie and Nav.

 

STUDENT #2:

 

But sir. They were Martians weren't they?

 

PROFESSOR:

Yes, I suppose they were. Thank you.

THE PROFESSOR SLOWLY DISAPPEARS AS IF HE HAS BEEN SWITCHED OFF. A COMPUTER VOICE SPEAKS.

COMPUTER:

 

This class will resume, in three hours. Thank you.

 

FIN

 

 

 

 

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